i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

I love when my cat busts down the bathroom door while I’m taking a piss and comes over and takes a rank shit in the litter box then runs out of the bathroom like her ass was on fire leaving me to suffocate in her stench